Hey there, readers. It’s me, ya boi, Sita Bethel. And this is a biography where I tell you all the boring facts about my life - like how I have a degree in writing, and how my two cats, Odin and Anpu, will one day rule this land as your feline overlords. Yes...one day...as soon as I figure out how to bring them back. I mean, c'mon. Look at that pic! Look! They deserve imortality, right? 99 lives minimum. 

*Edit* Currently seeking reputable, quality necromancer for two pet resurrections. (Please, no pet cemetaries. I don't want to get sued). All references and portfolios may be submitted through the nearest magical mirror or crystal ball. 

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